Overweight and doing something about it

1. I lived in Dallas for seven years, which is the longest I’ve ever stayed in one city
2. I’m getting the itch to move
3. I’ve also lived in Germany, South Korea, Georgia
4. I was born in Louisiana, so I guess lived there too
5. Up until recently, I wanted to live in New York City
6. Then I visited NYC and think it is the most nasty city ever
7. I like to travel
8. But I have a negative cash flow problem
9. I always think I’m too old to do something different (ie change careers)
10. My mother is Korean
11. My dad is Black
12. Daddy was in the Army
13. Which makes me an army brat
14. Didn’t see myself or others as different races
15. Until I went to college
16. I’m a Longhorn, Hook ‘em
17. I’ve been in love twice
18. Beginning to think there’s no one out there for me
19. But I’m ok with it
20. I have a chihuahua
21. I heart him
22. All my friends are attached or married
23. I’m the only single one
24. My best friend is a lesbian
25. But she wasn’t when I met her. (long story)
26. She’s the greatest drinking buddy ever
27. My other best friend is an Aggie
28. I’m beginning to think I’ll never lose this weight
29. My mother says i’m stuck-up
30. She is right
31. I think George Bush would be cool to have as a friend, but not a president
32. I keep in contact with most of my classmates from Germany
33. But none from the school I graduated from in El Pisso
34. I hate the rain
35. Because I hate the humidity it brings
36. Because it means I can’t straighten my hair out
37. Because it will frizz out like no other
38. I’ve dated men for the sake of dating
39. I’ve dated men for the free food and drinks
40. Maybe this is why I’m still single
41. My sister is single too
42. We are the only grandchildren on my father side who are childless
43. We are also the first two college educated
44. I hate confrontation
45. I like to fester resentment and react passive aggressively
46. English is my second language
47. Korean was my first
48. I speak a little Korean and German too, Guten Tag
49. Sometimes, I cry for no reason at all
50. But I think of sad things that make me cry
51. Once I made myself cry on my way to my mother’s house, and told her it was allergies when she asked what was wrong.
52. My parents are still married
53. I loooovvve Washington DC
54. In 2005, I purchased a condo
55. It has been the biggest mistake of my life
56. I feel tied down
57. I love to people watch
58. And gossip
59. I get that from my mother
60. I know I need to stop the gossip
61. I drive a jetta
62. Another big mistake
63. I love Derek Jeter
64. and Mariah Carey
65. but not when they were together
66. I have smelly feet
67. and bad gas.. be thankful you don’t sit next to me at work
68. I get 66 & 67 from my mother as well
69. My daddy is my hero. I compare every man I date to my daddy
70. Is that sick?
71. I can be shy
72. My friends say I’m hilarious
73. My favorite candy bar is a SKOR
74. My favorite fruit… tie between strawberries and oranges
75. I cannot eat an apple, nor be around anyone who is eating one
76. My favorite vegetables are broccoli and aparagus and cauliflower
77. My hair is naurally curly
78. But I like to wear it straight
79. People think I weight a lot less than I do
80. My favorite cocktail is a crown and coke
81. I work for a bank
82. I’m right-handed
83. I wear a size nine
84. I can name every cast member season of Real World
85. I love reality shows
86. Especially bad reality shows.
87. I love music too. Any kind except Techno/House
88. I’m a horrible house-keeper
89. And a horrible laundry doer
90. I will hire a maid someday
91. Hopefully sooner than later
92. I wanted to be a doctor when I was little
93. I got my first ‘f’ in college
94. In Biology
95. Which nixed my idea of becoming a physician
96. I’m thinking once I lose this weight I will become a personal trainer
97. I hope I lose this weight soon
98. I need a career change
99. My favorite beer is Blue Moon
100. I want a Whopper so bad!!!